Baking cinnamon cookies today

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

(via allhailweegee)

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

(via just-some-piece-of-shit)

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(via thedizbizz)

hawkesenpai:

sharing sad headcanons with friends

(via thefallencertavus)

kenzeru:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

This is obviously Nala.

kenzeru:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

This is obviously Nala.

(via adorkablesidekick)

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(via fireferretfanatic)

  • Henry VII of England during his reign: I shall marry my daughter to the King of Scotland. Yes, this is a minor but sensible political move. I have two sons to carry on the Tudor dynasty, so it's not like Scotland and England are ever going to be shoved together through my daughter's bloodline or anything. Scotland will still have it's independence. If not, I'm sure they'll be cool with that too.
  • Henry VII of England in the afterlife in 2014: Yeah, um, my bad, guys.

The Frozen hype will probably end when Walt Disney himself comes back from the dead to demand that the company moves on to something else 

nepetaquest:

What do you mean Space Jam isn’t a real documentary about Michael Jordan’s career?

(via korras-vagina)

sailorsaturnz:

They turned Elsa into an anime character, you can’t deny that

sailorsaturnz:

They turned Elsa into an anime character, you can’t deny that

(via hickory-tickory-tock)

youthxcrew69:


THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(via hayamika)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(via howdoyoutakeoff)