itsbeentwoyears:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

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marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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jaclcfrost:

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oh no my shadow came off better try to stick it back on with

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some fucking soap

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thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

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Leaving Nickelodeon in charge of good cartoons is like leaving a butcher in charge of performing a heart surgery. 

*argues against you with a sock puppet*

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

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Out of His Reach: a King Candy one-shot

King Candy’s life in Sugar Rush was just about perfect, but there was one thing that he never had. 

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gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise



omg what a cutie

gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

omg what a cutie

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Listen closely and you can hear the sound of the Korra fandom declaring war on Nickelodeon. 

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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For the First Time in Forever: Broken AU

For upperstories.

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[Eighteen-year-old Princess Vanellope of Nicerendelle excitedly runs through the halls of her castle and home, which is being prepared by the servants for her older brother King Ralph’s coronation]

Vanellope:

That window is open, so’s that door!
I didn’t know they did that anymore!
Who knew we owned eight thousand dessert plates?
For too long this castle has been bare!
I’m ready to tear out all my hair!
Finally, they’re opening up the gates!

There’s actually gonna be people,
And it’s gonna be real strange…
But heck, I’m ready for any kind of change!

[Vanellope jumps through a window onto a candy cane tree branch, where she swings upside-down while watching the ships come into the harbor]

‘Cause for the first time in forever,
There’ll be laughter, there’ll be songs!
For the first time in forever!
I’ll be dancing all night long!

[Cut to her in the castle gardens]

Don’t know if I’m psyched or gassy,
but I’m somewhere in that zone!
‘Cause for the first time in forever,
I’m not gonna be alone!

[She holds her hands out to some marshmallow peeps that have been watching her sing with interest. One jumps into her outstretched hands]

There’s gonna be, like, a gazillion people at the party tonight! I can’t wait to meet everyone! And what if I meet, ya know, the one?

[Cut to Vanellope in the castle]

Tonight imagine me, dress and all,
Lookin’ like a babe against the wall,
The picture of sophisticated grace!
I’ll suddenly see him standing there,
A handsome stranger, tall and fair…
But first, I’ll stuff some candy in my face!

[She does so]

We’ll laugh and talk for hours,
And maybe grab some chow.
It’ll be nothing like the life I’ve had ‘till now!

[Vanellope runs into a gallery full of paintings of famous video game characters and starts fooling around]

‘Cause for the first time in forever,
I’ll be happy, I’ll be free!
For the first time in forever,
Someone will pay attention to me!

And I know I sound like a nutcase,
But I wanna find romance!
And for the first time in forever…
I’ve finally gotta chance.

[Cut to King Ralph pacing nervously around his chambers while the guests are waiting patiently outside the castle’s closed gates. While staring up at a portrait of his father, the late king, he wraps his gargantuan hands in the magic bandages that will shrink them down long enough for him to get through the coronation ceremony and reception. Unfortunately for him, the spell on the bandages will break if he gets too angry]

Ralph:

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see…
Be the good king you were raised to be.
Conceal, don’t feel, put on a show.
Lose your temper and everyone will know. 

At least it’s only for today…

Vanellope:

It’s only for today!

Ralph:

It’s agony to wait…

Vanellope:

It’s agony to wait!

[Ralph takes a deep breath for courage and throws his chamber doors open. The servants are all lined up, awaiting his orders]

Ralph:

Tell the guards to open up…the gates!

[Vanellope bounces up and down in anticipation in front of the gates]

Vanellope:

The gaaaates!  

[The gates are opened and she runs straight into the crowd, eagerly looking around at all the new faces as they make their way into the castle]

For the first time in forever…

Ralph:

[From within the castle]

Don’t let the anger in, don’t let them see…

Vanellope:

I’m getting what I’m dreaming of!

Ralph:

Be the good king you were raised to be!

Vanellope:

A chance to fix my lonely life…

Ralph:

Conceal, don’t feel…

Vanellope:

A chance to fall in love!

Ralph:

Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know!

Vanellope:

And it’s all gonna end tomorrow,
so it has to happen today!

‘Cause for the first time in forever,
for the first time in forever…
Nothing’s in my way! 

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

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